Maybe it’s because I was abducted the other night and the aliens planted some kind of microchip in me.
Or maybe it’s because spring is on its way and now my body and mind are distracted by seasonal reconfiguration.
But whatever the reason, lately I’ve been invaded by Weird Vibrations. They’re constantly lurking around to provoke me. And, because of them, I have this irrepressible urge to sing all the time.