Do you ever worry whether or not you’re surround by reptilians?  You should because they are everywhere! But, because of their shape-shifting abilities, it’s difficult to recognize them.  That’s why we need reptilian dowsers.

To dowse is to search, with the help of a simple tool, something that is hidden from view.  Generally the term is used in terms of searching for underground water with the aid of forked stick.

Dowsing is an example of the ideomotor effect.  That is, unconscious, involuntary motor movements provoked by,  some belief, prior expectations or, as others belief,  by a particular sensitivity.

But to be on the safe side, if you’re near someone who makes you twitch, be careful—they could be an alien!

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