The Narrative Within

What you see is what you are

Posted on March 15, 2015 by Art for Housewives

The other day I mentioned the danger of mind invasion, that is, of being mind scanned by aliens. Since I would like to avoid being abducted again, I’ve decided to protect myself by wearing sunglasses all the time. Keeping the aliens out of my eyes will help to keep them out of my mind.

mirrorshades will save me

Then I wondered if wearing reflecting sunglasses would be even better. That way, instead of looking at me, they’d be looking at themselves.

Question: what happens to one’s sense of self-perception if they see themselves in others? For example, if I see a homeless person out on the street, instead of seeing someone in grubby clothes who hasn’t washed in a while, what if I were to see myself?

If an alien were to look at another alien as if looking at himself, he would stop being an alien.

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Mind invasion

Posted on March 14, 2015 by Art for Housewives

After my abduction, I did some research hoping to understand why I’d been chosen. And here is the conclusion I’ve come to: when they abducted me, I’d been singing “Zippity Do Dah” and thus feeling very happy. And this happiness made me feel fearless which my abductors mistook for a form of passivity.

When you are without fear, you don’t feel the need for protection. When you are passive, you don’t bother with protection as you are already prepared to be sacrificed.

Abductors are looking for people who offer no resistance.

The other day while waiting in line at the grocery store, I noticed this man who kept staring. Since, except for my cat, there is nothing unusual about me, I wondered about his fixation. Then, BOOM, it hit me. I was being mindscanned!

Aliens will stare at you because they are trying to connect to your optic nerve. Once the connection is made, they can then easily invade your brain’s neural pathways and go wherever they want to.

So the next time someone stares at you, look away!

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Why me?

Posted on March 12, 2015 by Art for Housewives

No one believes me. So I’ve decided to say no more and to keep this feeling of strangeness for myself.

Obviously, it’s my fault. I’ve been working on raising my vibration level and apparently got it too high. How could they not feel my frequencies thus single me out for abduction?

Telepathically they are very verbal and told me I needed to lose a few kilos. Seems they had difficulties beaming me up. Luckily, they didn’t want to have sex with me as I’m too old for their Breeding Program. Afraid they’d weakened my self-esteem with such tacky comments, they complimented me for respecting the environment. So what do you want? I asked them. We want to make the world a better place, they responded, and, for this reason, may be forced to take control of planet Earth as humans show it no respect.

Once home I decided that it hadn’t been that bad of an experience (although I wouldn’t want to go thru it again!) but it did leave me extremely thirsty because weightlessness when beyond gravity apparently decreases electrolytes causing dehydration. So now it’s time for some fluids…but will it be water or wine?

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Abductions

Posted on March 11, 2015 by Art for Housewives

Maybe it’s because I was abducted the other night and the aliens planted some kind of microchip in me.

Or maybe it’s because spring is on its way and now my body and mind are distracted by seasonal reconfiguration.

But whatever the reason, lately I’ve been invaded by Weird Vibrations. They’re constantly lurking around to provoke me. And, because of them, I have this irrepressible urge to sing all the time.