Mick , Marianne and the UFO

Posted on September 24, 2015 by Art for Housewives

Mick, Marianne and the UFO

The Somerset town of Glastonbury has something mysterious about it.  There is much mythology surrounding it such as that it’s where King Arthur and Lady Guinevere are buried. And some believe that Jesus was brought here as a youth by his uncle, Joseph of Arimathea.  But probably the most impressive myth is that the Tor of Glastonbury is a portal to another dimension and thus a hive of alien activity goes on here.

In 1968, long before Glastonbury was famous for its music festivals, Mick Jagger and his girlfriend, Marianne Faithful, decided it would be a great place for camping.  But, instead of a romantic evening alone, a huge UFO started hovering over their tent that left them slightly traumatized.  Then the following year, during the tragic Altamont concert, Mick saw anther UFO while performing.  Fearing that he was being stalked by the aliens, he had a UFO detector installed at his countryside home in England. Strangely enough, every time Mick left his home, the alarm went off indicating that the area was full of electromagnetic energy.  Alien groupies?

Now if you are wondering what a UFO detector is, it’s a device used to reveal magnetic anomalies.  If you are plagued by aliens trying to abduct you, you can download a software to your computer that will help you discover whether or not  you’re in danger of alien abduction.  You can also buy a UFO detector on Amazon for less than $100!

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Tailgaters

Posted on September 19, 2015 by Art for Housewives

She Was Being Followed

Once again I’m being stalked by them. I am not sure what they want from me but they are always there, close behind.

Being  followed stunts my spontaneity.  I do not behave as I would if alone.   So it’s true…the presence of one person affects the presence of another.

Hitchhiker From Mars

It’s the quantum in me that makes me behave differently when observed. I only exist if being watched yet I’m truly me only when alone.

To be or to be me, that is the question.

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This OR That

Posted on September 16, 2015 by Art for Housewives

Sometimes I'm Good, Sometimes I'm Bad

Relations determine the way we make our evaluations. If you agree with me, then you are good even if I’m wrong. Subsequently, if you don’t agree with me, you’re bad even if you’re right.

Because most of us tend to economize when thinking, we practice extreme simplification—it’s the Either Or Syndrome. We seem to prefer clichés to comprehension.

Was Scarlett O’Hara good or bad? Considered spoiled, selfish, and manipulative, Scarlett was a woman who got things done. That’s how she managed to provide for herself and her loved ones. Scarlett was a survivor and surviving is not always easy. And not always polite.

Sometimes I’m good, sometimes I’m bad.

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We Are Golden

Posted on September 10, 2015 by Art for Housewives

He Gave Her A Star

We all have something in common—star dust.

Everything comes from atoms and atoms come from stars. So when a star explodes, its atoms are freed and, as stardust, travel around the universe.

While on tour, atoms collide into one another, mate, fuse and create  new realities.

Thus the death of a star gives life to new possibilities. In other words, the end of one thing means the beginning of something else.

So let’s go explode some stars together.

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Foiled By The Foil

Posted on September 5, 2015 by Art for Housewives

Tin Foil Hats

Like flies gravitating towards honey, the aliens are always trying to get near me and I’m afraid of being abducted again. To protect us from their mind invasion attempts, I’ve made several tin foil hats.

They want to read my thoughts so they can steal my ideas.  Technologically they are very advanced but their creativity stops there.  Have you seen the way they dress?  Yuck!  Maybe they want to steal my Muy Marcottage designs.

When our neurons communicate with each other, they create brainwaves.  Different brainwaves create different frequencies and different frequencies have different effects on us.  These frequencies can be used for mind control.

A tin foil hat helps shield the brain from invasive electromagnetic fields.  Like a Faraday Cage, the hats help block frequencies used for telepathy and thought manipulation.

Telepathy was once used a lot by Earthlings for communication.  But then demographic explosions and the written word changed everything. We became so bound to matter that we lost our capacity to communicate via thought vibrations.  But since the aliens still communicate via telepathy and not words, looks like I’ll be wearing my tin foil hat for awhile.  Who knows, maybe I can set a trend and make wearing  them fashionable!

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