Shadow people

Posted on March 18, 2015 by Art for Housewives

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 After the aliens told me there would be no more abductions and I was starting to relax again, a new problem surfaced—the Shadow People. Sneaky,  they like playing with your perception and hang out in the corner of your eye so you are always unsure of their presence.

There’s much speculation as to who the Shadow People really are.  Some believe that these spooky Chiaroscuro Creatures are simply leftovers from dreams.  Others theorize that they are the product of an erratic electromagnetic field that interferes with electrical impulses going to the brain.  And still others believe Shadow People are just harmless voyeurs from another dimension or the materialization of negative energy.

But whoever they are, I’ve found the solution–the best way to get rid of a shadow is to turn on the light!

why not make friends with your shadow

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UFOs and me

Posted on March 17, 2015 by Art for Housewives

UFOs in art

The aliens have finished with me.  No more artists for them—they prefer standardized thinkers whose responses are easier to calculate.  Plus someone gave them a copy of “Born Under Saturn” and they decided creative people were just too difficult to deal with.  However,  even if the abductions have ended, they will  occasionally visit via dreams and thus encouraged me to drink St. John’s Wort tea before going to bed.  It seems this tea facilitates lucid dreaming.

It’s difficult to control someone who is unpredictable.

Related links: Throughout mankind’s history, UFOs have been depicted by many different individuals, over thousands of years, and on many different continents + Ancient Aliens Debunked + UFOs  In Religious Art + UFO’s in film & historical art work + Obama On UFOs

Wikileaks Cables Confirm Existence of Extraterrestrial Life

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Motion is magic

Posted on March 16, 2015 by Art for Housewives

Why Not Dance For Your Cat?

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What you see is what you are

Posted on March 15, 2015 by Art for Housewives

don't be scanned

The other day I mentioned the danger of mind invasion, that is, of  being mind scanned by aliens. Since I would like to avoid being abducted again, I’ve decided to protect myself by wearing sunglasses all the time.  Keeping the aliens out of my eyes will help to keep them out of my mind.

mirrorshades will save me

Then I wondered if wearing reflecting sunglasses would be even better.  That way, instead of looking at me, they’d be  looking at themselves.

Question: what happens to one’s sense of self-perception if they see themselves in others? For example, if I see a homeless person out on the street,  instead of seeing someone in grubby clothes who hasn’t washed in a while, what if I were to see myself?

If an alien were to look at another alien as if looking at himself, he would stop being an alien.

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Mind invasion

Posted on March 14, 2015 by Art for Housewives

mind scanners

After my abduction, I did some research hoping to understand why I’d been chosen.  And here is the conclusion I’ve come to:  when they abducted me, I’d been singing “Zippity Do Dah” and thus feeling very happy. And this happiness made me feel fearless which my abductors mistook for a form of passivity.

When you are without fear, you don’t feel the need for protection.  When you are passive, you don’t bother with protection as you are already prepared to be sacrificed.

Abductors are looking for people who offer no resistance.

The other day while waiting in line at the grocery store, I noticed this man who kept staring. Since, except for my cat, there is nothing unusual about me, I wondered about his fixation. Then, BOOM, it hit me.  I was being mindscanned!

Aliens will stare at you because they are trying to connect to your optic nerve. Once the connection is made,  they can then easily invade your brain’s neural pathways and go wherever they want to.

So the next time someone stares at you, look away!

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