The Narrative Within

No one believes me. So I’ve decided to say no more and to keep this feeling of strangeness for myself.

Obviously, it’s my fault. I’ve been working on raising my vibration level and apparently got it too high. How could they not feel my frequencies thus single me out for abduction?

Telepathically they are very verbal and told me I needed to lose a few kilos. Seems they had difficulties beaming me up. Luckily, they didn’t want to have sex with me as I’m too old for their Breeding Program. Afraid they’d weakened my self-esteem with such tacky comments, they complimented me for respecting the environment. So what do you want? I asked them. We want to make the world a better place, they responded, and, for this reason, may be forced to take control of planet Earth as humans show it no respect.

Once home I decided that it hadn’t been that bad of an experience (although I wouldn’t want to go thru it again!) but it did leave me extremely thirsty because weightlessness when beyond gravity apparently decreases electrolytes causing dehydration. So now it’s time for some fluids…but will it be water or wine?

Abductions

Maybe it’s because I was abducted the other night and the aliens planted some kind of microchip in me.

Or maybe it’s because spring is on its way and now my body and mind are distracted by seasonal reconfiguration.

But whatever the reason, lately I’ve been invaded by Weird Vibrations. They’re constantly lurking around to provoke me. And, because of them, I have this irrepressible urge to sing all the time.