Tag Archives: aliens
Alien Encounter
The other night I was abducted by aliens. While I was sleeping, a wind blew open the shutters. I felt myself being sucked outdoors as if a giant vacuum cleaner was taking control of my body. Once outside, I looked … Continue reading
Confession of an Abductee
I went to the woods to pick some flowers. While standing next to a tall cypress with a bouquet of daises in my hand, a big beam zapped me up into the sky. I felt my molecules swirl around as … Continue reading
Cats are aliens?
Have you noticed how cats just seem to stare into empty space apparently seeing something you can’t see? And have you ever noticed how the pupils of their eyes are always changing shape as if their eyes have built in … Continue reading
Telephone or telepathy?
One Sunday morning, Mick the Martian called me. The church bells had been ringing loudly so I was a bit dazed. He said he generally uses telepathy to communicate but didn’t want to freak me out so used the phone … Continue reading



