Author Archives: Art for Housewives
Shadow people
After the aliens told me there would be no more abductions and I was starting to relax again, a new problem surfaced—the Shadow People. Sneaky, they like playing with your perception and hang out in the corner of your eye … Continue reading
UFOs and me
The aliens have finished with me. No more artists for them—they prefer standardized thinkers whose responses are easier to calculate. Plus someone gave them a copy of “Born Under Saturn” and they decided creative people were just too difficult to … Continue reading
Motion is magic
What you see is what you are
The other day I mentioned the danger of mind invasion, that is, of being mind scanned by aliens. Since I would like to avoid being abducted again, I’ve decided to protect myself by wearing sunglasses all the time. Keeping the … Continue reading
Mind invasion
After my abduction, I did some research hoping to understand why I’d been chosen. And here is the conclusion I’ve come to: when they abducted me, I’d been singing “Zippity Do Dah” and thus feeling very happy. And this happiness … Continue reading



