La Colonna dell’Immacolata c. 1880. Via
Today, in Italy, is the Feast of the Immaculate Conception. It celebrates “the sinless life of the Blessed Virgin” and officially begins the Christmas season.
In Piazza di Spagna, there’s a tall column with a statue of Mary on top. This morning a fireman will be lifted with a crane so that he can place a wreath of flowers on the statue’s head. Later in the day, after various processions, the Pope will arrive to honor Mary, too.
Knowing that the area would be crowded with people, we walked towards the Pantheon instead. For years there was no entrance fee and the Pantheon was always fairly empty. But now that you must pay to get in, there’s always a line. Aren’t people funny?
We walked towards Piazza Navona and its side streets where there are many boutiques and antique shops. It was great fun window shopping. Or at least it was until I saw a bust of Hera next to a statue of Hercules. How could this be possible? Everyone knows that Hera and Hercules couldn’t stand one another. So why force them to share the same limited space?
Hera’s husband, Zeus, was a real womanizer totally lacking in decorum. The first time he saw the beautiful mortal, Alcmene, Zeus’ biorhythms went into tilt. He was so aroused that he disguised himself as Alcmene’s husband so that she would not object to having sex with him. But later that night, Alcmene’s real husband came home and wanted sex, too. This led to Alcmene’s double impregnation (known as hetero-paternal superfecundation) and the subsequent birth of twins who had different fathers.
When Hera learned that Alcmene was pregnant with her husband’s baby, she went berserk. Hera, despite being the protectress of women during childbirth, was ready to have Alcmene’s baby slaughtered. But Alcmene, aware of the danger her child was in, took her Zeus sired baby, Hercules, to Athena for help. Hera later showed up at Athena’s and, not recognizing the baby as that of Alcmene and Zeus, felt sorry for the skinny little baby and nursed him. But the baby sucked so hard that Hera pushed him away causing her milk to spray across the sky thus creating the Milky Way. But what milk baby Hercules had managed to drink had given him supernatural powers. Hercules became very strong and, even as a baby, was not afraid of anything.
Because of his strength, he earned quite a reputation for himself and even managed to marry the daughter of a king. Pity that every time Hera saw Hercules, it reminded her of her husband’s betrayal. One day her wrath overpowered her. She put a spell on Hercules that made him go crazy and kill his family. Once he had realized what he had done, Hercules fled to Delphi to seek advice. For atonement, the Oracle gave Hercules a series of tasks to complete.
Although Hercules finished the 12 Labors assigned to him, he just couldn’t stay out of trouble. In a rage, once again, he threw his friend Iphitos, over the city wall. This time the Oracle decided that, as punishment, Hercules should be sold as a slave to the recently widowed Omphale, Queen of Lydia.
Omphale was thrilled. Finally, she had a chance to subject a man to those things women had always been subjected to: subordination and humiliation, obligation to do menial chores, and sex on demand. To help Hercules visualize the difference between them now, she insisted on their cross-dressing to underline the inversion of roles. Hercules was expected to flutter around the house wearing silk clothes as he did household chores. Omphale, instead, now wore the skin of the Nemean lion Hercules had slain as one of his labours.
Eventually Omphale freed Hercules and the two married and had a son. But having had to live as a woman had scared Hercules so much that he escaped the first chance he had leaving his wife and son behind. He returned to Greece where he married for the third time making another big mistake.
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Related:
The Tumultuous Tale of Heracles and Hera + Labours of Hercules + Hercules and Omphale + Crossed-Dressed Lovers: Omphale and Hercules + History of cross-dressing + Artemisia Gentileschi Painting of Omphale and Hercules Damaged +























