Tag Archives: UFO
Foiled By The Foil
Like flies gravitating towards honey, the aliens are always trying to get near me and I’m afraid of being abducted again. To protect us from their mind invasion attempts, I’ve made several tin foil hats. They want to read my … Continue reading
Men in Black
Some time back I wrote about my abduction. Well, it’s one thing to be abducted but it’s something else to blog about it. That’s where I made my mistake. Not every personal experience should be made public unless you are … Continue reading
UFOs and me
The aliens have finished with me. No more artists for them—they prefer standardized thinkers whose responses are easier to calculate. Plus someone gave them a copy of “Born Under Saturn” and they decided creative people were just too difficult to … Continue reading
What you see is what you are
The other day I mentioned the danger of mind invasion, that is, of being mind scanned by aliens. Since I would like to avoid being abducted again, I’ve decided to protect myself by wearing sunglasses all the time. Keeping the … Continue reading
Mind invasion
After my abduction, I did some research hoping to understand why I’d been chosen. And here is the conclusion I’ve come to: when they abducted me, I’d been singing “Zippity Do Dah” and thus feeling very happy. And this happiness … Continue reading



